No fondling the paper products!

What is it with hotels these days? Why do they need to fold the end of the toilet paper to look like an artist's rendition of a French poodle? Although I am a dog lover, I really don't need my the end of my toilet paper roll to be scrunched up to look like a terrier or a schnauzer. Granted, toilet paper's primary function is to go where other paper-products won't go to perform a dirty job, but there is really something skeevy about the thought of someone artfully arranging the same paper I am about to use to wipe my bu!t. Straight into the crapper for the end sheet!

...and that is just the toilet paper; don't get me going on the facial tissue.